A cat is shut in a steel box
with some radioactive atoms:
if the atoms decay within a hour,
a mechanism opens a phial
of potassium cyanide, and the cat dies.
but here comes out the snag: it may also happen
thet the cat in question is, at the same time,
both died and alive: aren't they smart!
apart from the essential thing that nobody
can permit you to extremely hurt
a poor pussycat which only asks
for a bit of food and play with you,
only to enable your poor brains
to masturbate as long as they like,
i understood why you branch of science
is called "quantum physics":it is because
it tries to measure the quantity
of foolishness living in your heads!
and hands off kittens: they're much
more serious than you!