An american tourist
is coming to with slow steps:
her hips are one meter wide,
with mountains of fat inside.
from the stretched pocket of her jeans
a little bottle of mineral water
peeks desperately out.
poor water! Tortured by seasickness
tries to escape out, but the sadistic cap
holds it prisoner...
it would have been better if the yankee
had slipped inside a half liter
of milk: at least, at her arrival,
she would have had some butter!